First of all sir congratulations on becoming the Vice-President. Some may say that congratulating you for this is like congratulating eleven o'clock for coming after ten o'clock, or congratulating an apple broken from its stem for dropping to the ground or congratulating P K Nag's sons for taking over P K Nag and Sons.
But still.
So I read your speech, the speech that you delivered to the party after your coronation...err...selection after studied deliberation by your peers in the chintan shivir.
Super read...
