Panties & Pants..!!

9 Mar

Mike was going to be married to Karen..

So his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.”

She did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’

I replied, ‘Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

‘Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here, try these on..!

She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’

Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

I don’t want you to ever forget that.’

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.She said, ‘Here, you try on mine !

Mike did and said, ‘I can’t get into your panties.’

Karen said, ‘Exactly.

And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’


2 Responses to “Panties & Pants..!!”

  1. arvind March 9, 2012 at 6:16 pm #

    now after reading you regularly…it’s humor i always expect at the end…initially i thought you have a dry humor…now i can guess it…but still…it’s dry…unexpected…love to read ya…….titles & pics are interesting part…as usual….
    love you for making me laug……

    • karmnirvan March 9, 2012 at 6:20 pm #

      Thanks for reading and replying ๐Ÿ™‚ Like I’ve said in my tagline, I will share whatever I like.. I don’t always share humor but yes I do it more often.. Good laugh is rare nowadays :P. I am glad you like it.. Keep reading ๐Ÿ™‚

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