Archive | March, 2012

Why Google Might Be Going to $0 | TechCrunch

31 Mar

Why Google Might Be Going to $0

via Why Google Might Be Going to $0 | TechCrunch.

Why it is better to live in the south – Columns – livemint.com

30 Mar

AKAR FUCKING PATEL wrote (insulted) every Indian in this article..

DO READ THIS SHIT:

Why it is better to live in the south

via Why it is better to live in the south – Columns – livemint.com.

Google’s Future: What The Search Engine Will Look Like In 20 Years

29 Mar

Google's Future: Marissa Mayer Explains What The Search Engine Will Look Like In 20 Years.

Golf Dilemma

26 Mar

No one ever promised all decisions would be easy!

What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.

Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: “Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don’t find it in time, I’ll concede the match.”

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: “I found it!”. The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma:

Do you pull the cheating bastard’s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

Some Jokes =)) (18+ ONLY)

26 Mar

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say BELL 1’ I want you to strip naked.When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.

‘The next night he came home from work and yelled’ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ‘BELL 3!’, they began making love.After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’

‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?

‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied ‘YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’

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Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she’s very good at them.

Mum said, “You should say NO – they only want to look at your panties”.

Susie said, “I know they do, that’s why I hide them in my bag”.
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Michael, Francis and Ubaldo are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.

“Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife??”

“Let me be honest Peter. I’ve been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”.

“Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai i10 there. Goodbye.”

St. Peter turns to Francis, “How many times did you cheat on your wife??”

Francis replies, “I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my wife twice.”

St. Peter says, “OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here’s the keys. Get going!”

He then looks at Ubaldo, “And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife??”

Ubaldo lifts his head high and replies, “I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on my wife. In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole time!”
St Peter replies, “Very impressive. Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible. Goodbye!”

Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Ubaldo turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out.

Michael asks, “Arrre! What’s the matter with you? We should be crying. We’re stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!”

Between sobs Ubaldo explains, *“I just saw my wife driving a Nano” *
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A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love.

In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.

Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck.

He looked down at the two, still on the road, and yelled, “What the hell’s the matter with you two? Didn’t you hear me blowing the horn? You could have
been killed!”

Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, “Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes”
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An old Parsee is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed: “Dikraa, aii ley, for you, my chrome-plated 0.38 revolver”.

“But Bawaji, I really dont like guns. How about you leaving me tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead “?

“Chutia, shut-up and listen. Someday you have to run maaru business.
Someday you gonna come home and maybe find your fataakri bairi in bed with some other bhonsrino bhadvo.
Chutmarina, what will you do then?

Point your Rolex watch at him and say “Time’s up”???

Critics don’t need to tell me when to retire: Sachin Tendulkar

23 Mar

“My critics haven’t taught me my cricket” ~ Sachin Tendulkar : સચિન તેન્ડુલકરે ક્યારે રીટાયર્ડ થવું જોઈએ અને ક્યારે નહિ ની સડેલી ચર્ચા કર્યા કરતા લોકો માટે આ લેખ સાદર..

Click below to read the full interview :

“My critics haven’t taught me my cricket,” Sachin Tendulkar

via Critics don't need to tell me when to retire: Sachin Tendulkar – The Times of India.

Interesting Logos..

20 Mar

Logos - anaggh's posterous

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